Bethany DeLong's Page

I'm sure a lot of you, like me, have quite a few email addresses. And try as you might to keep at least one SPAM free, it never fails. Up pops a Viagra email or two, or a dozen. Then the sleazy work-at-home job offerings that make the legit WAH jobs look bad. Of course, what would SPAM be without the SEND ME MONEY emails?

Ugh. I'm so sick of SPAM! So as they say, if you can't beat them, or in this case delete them fast enough, join 'em!

Here is my first SPAM email.



Dear friends,

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You know, it just isn't right, getting up extra early just to pay bills. Should be illegal. Mornings should exclusively revolve around the drinking of coffee or tea. Watching munchkins rub sleepy eyes. Give big, smelly yawns. Ask why the sun insists upon entering their window so bright, cheery and, as one of my munchkins said, "Can someone tell the sun to go back to bed, it's too early!" Oh, and another morning illegal should be dogs hacking up something they ate outside in the middle of the liv… Continue

I admit to being slow about new things. Plus, I get tangled up in staring at all the words, checking out other folk's pages and goodness, the lovely colors...why can't I be that good with colors? Anyway, there I am, staring into a vortex with tons of, hmmmm.....ooooooh....ahhhhhh. I will write something here, honest! In the meantime, feel free to visit me at my blog: Mother of the Munchkins.

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